dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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