Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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