Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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