Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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