brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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