I think scott just propositioned me for sex
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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