i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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