Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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