He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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