They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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