She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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