Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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