She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
a search helicopter?!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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