I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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