I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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