So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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