I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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