cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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