Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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