My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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