We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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