What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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