Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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