I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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