Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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