I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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