You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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