I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
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It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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