that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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