I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
