Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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