Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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