The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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