She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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