Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
