you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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