I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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