ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i think i have herpe
just one?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
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I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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