i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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