new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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