im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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