I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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