I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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