Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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