Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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