My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm too high and old for this...
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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