i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
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