we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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