oh god the rape fog is back!
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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