I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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