What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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