All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
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Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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