Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
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the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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