Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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