whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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