I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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